[smooches dean’s freckled nose] ur cute and smart and important and i love you
hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me
Howl’s immediate response to getting his heart back was less poetic in the book.
you’re my mission
Up til now, the script had called for Alana having lasagna with Hannibal. I got my first clue there would be a thigh roasting when I heard my phone chirping just after midnight as I’m on my way home. It’s Bryan Fuller asking cheerfully, “Hi Everyone! We would like to so a Braised Roast of Eddie Izzard’s thigh. This shoots Friday (tomorrow). Any interesting tidbits about history of roast…or anecdote…? What can we do with a whole joint – bone and all…”
Jose Andres, our food consultant in DC, replies with a suggestion of cooking the roast in clay so Hannibal can lecture Gideon about man being made of clay and returning to clay. It’s 1 o’clock in the morning." - Janice Poon, the Hannibal food stylist. If you aren’t reading her blog, I honestly don’t know what you’re doing with your life. (via magneticwave)
Do you have a shorter name?
Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.
#korben spends the entire movie looking at leeloo as if she’s made of magical rainbows and unicorn farts #smitten doesn’t even cover it #he’s so smote he’s basically just a burnt-out crater in the shape of a man#the movie wouldn’t have worked any other way #love it
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
i pity anyone who knows sebastian stan mainly as “bucky barnes,” rather than as “hollywood’s go-to actor for playing tortured gay sons of powerful leaders.” (cc: kings, political animals.)
Sebastian Stan at Jane Eyre New York Premiere 3/9/2011
Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy Will,
And Will to boot, and Will in overplus;
More than enough am I that vex thee still,
To thy sweet will making addition thus.
Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
Shall will in others seem right gracious,
And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
The sea all water, yet receives rain still
And in abundance addeth to his store;
So thou, being rich in Will, add to thy Will
One will of mine, to make thy large Will more.
Let no unkind no fair beseechers kill;
Think all but one, and me in that one Will.
— Sonnet 135, William Shakespeare
Please note that as well as being the short form of his name, the word “will” (in typical Elizabethan style) was a slang term for both penis and vagina. If you listen carefully, you can hear Shakey sniggering to himself across the centuries.
Happy birthday, you smug douchebag.
and “will” was also slang for desire/lust, so like there’s 3209482 ways you could read this sonnet and all of them will be a dick joke